Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Randomize
