i barfeds in our rink
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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