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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Did you fuck her?

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  If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  do you believe in love at first sight?

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  awwwwww =)

  (513): View more from Ohio

  yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!

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• (650): View more from California

  I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?

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• (415): View more from California

  Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around

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• (925): View more from California

  ...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.

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