Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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