yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I have already put on my inside pants.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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