i jhust puked up my retainher.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
pray to the hookup gods
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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