fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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