So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
