i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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