69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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