Can i not drive my cunt home
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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