Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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