You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
