Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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