i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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