I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
