Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
