What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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