cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just pee around me
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Your penis caused this!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
