omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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