Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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