then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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