ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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