it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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