he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I FOUND THE LEGS
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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