Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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