You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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