i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Boobs are out for the taking
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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