I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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