If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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