The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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