Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
