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garbage dick
rubbish cock
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I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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