At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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