Apparently you make a good broom.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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