i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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