hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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