I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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