drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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