I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Randomize
