We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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