Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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