it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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