im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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