my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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