Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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