does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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