I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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