how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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