I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's rum buckets o'clock
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
