I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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