Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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